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Ali's Lazy Ass!
If you ever wanted to know something bout Ali. This is the page to find it. (I don't c y u would ever want 2 know bout her..Luv yah sweetie) Shes a really kool girl (when she wants 2 b) And shes in love with Courtney (god i don't c how that is possible....YES COURT I STILL HATE YOU!!) Ali likes Fritos. She also like to throw them at us. And for some odd reason SHE HAS AN OBSESSION WIT SWINGS!!! YES I SAID SWINGS! Me and Ki tried 2 pull her off the swings at the park one nite (she was drunk and well so were we) and she wouldn't get off them. So i got Butch (Heather..and no i don't call her that cuz she's gay...which yes she is) and Megan to help us pull her off of them. Shes very strong. Anyway. Thats enough about Ali. If u wanna know more just ask me i'll tell u.

oh that right over there somewhere ----> Is Ali. Bad ain't it?

Stupid Things Ali Has Said And Done!
The other day Me Ali Heather Megan Ki and Tony were all talkin and Ki was like I'm Italian So I'm Great I was like I'm Puerto Rican So I'm Fine Megan said Im Megan(shes a dork yes i know) and out of no where Ali says I'm not gay but my girlfriend sure is. We had 2 laugh at that!

This one is good. We were sitting at the park on the swings (my mistake there) and Ali was swinging and out of no where i she yells OMG Flying Cows!! There after me save me! (yes she was drunk) But the only thing after that all she could say is "Can't Sleep Cows Will Eat Me"(yes theres a story behind that one 2)

The story behind the "Can't Sleep Cows Will Eat Me" thing. One day we were standing at Monica's (my pimp) locker and she has all these saying in there. And one was "Can't Sleep Clown Will Eat Me" and Ali walks over and was reading them and she was like what the fuck "Can't sleep cows will eat me." We all had a good laugh. (and this was one time she wasn't drunk or high...I'm tellin yah shes just stupid)

Scary Things
Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ali does that alot. She does. Shes blonde. Well not really. Well she is. A box blonde. (Doesn't that make u a blonde) I don't know. But anyway. Ali has issues. Really bad issues. Shes a cyber slut. Yes u heard it straight from me a "Cyber Slut." Shes really awesome tho. One of my best friends. Next to Heather (who i might add is also a boxed blonde) And Ki. Shes really awesome. (yes and u guessed it another boxed blonde) Wow whats up with that? All my friends are boxed blondes. Well not all. Nicole's not (i love you baby)You know who else is a box blonde. Megan. But we (we as in Ki) still love her anyway

OK i think i'm done here


"Once You Had Ali You'll Never Go Back" A Quote From The Slut Herself