Things That Make You Think!
Why is it that it's called Alcoholics Anonymous, but the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why do birds have white poop?

If you accidently ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?

Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder
why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

if u had 3 fingers and 75 toes how would u eat toast?

if some 1 ate u where would u go?

What do chickens think we taste like?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?