How Corrupt Are You?
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On this page, you can find out how corrupt you really are. Take the test and find out. Good Luck!!!!

How Corrupt Are You
This is a test to for you to find out how corrupt you are. Me personally i'm pretty corrupt. See where you stand.

For each thing you answer YES to, add the designated
amount of points.

1. Ever laugh at someone else's misfortune? 1 point

2. Ever laugh at a physically or mentally handicapped
person? 2 points

3. Ever tried alcohol? 1 point

4. Ever been drunk? 2 points

5. Ever play drinking games? 2 points

6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points

7. Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points

8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night
before? 5 points

9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points

10. Ever participated or finished in a pub crawl? 5
points

11. Do you drink regularly at least 3 times a week?
3 points

Bonus: For each additional day add 1 point

12. Ever fall asleep or pass out in a bar? 4 points

13. Ever try pot, hash, or mushrooms? 4 points for
each one tried

14. Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points

Bonus: At least 4 times a week add 4 points

15. Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points

16. Ever sell drugs? 8 points

17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points

18. Ever use barbiturates? 8 points

19. Ever use hallucinogens? 8 points

20. Ever use narcotics? 10 points

21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hrs?
8 points

22. Ever been on a date? 2 points

23. Ever been felt-up or groped? 2 points

Bonus: To orgasm add 2 points

24. Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points

25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points

26. Ever paid for sex? 8 points

27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were
stoned or drunk? 4 points

28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual
favors and succeed? 8 points

29. Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points

Bonus: To orgasm add 2 points

30. Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points

Bonus: To orgasm add 2 points

31. Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points

32. Ever contracted STD? 12 points

33. Ever had unprotected sex? 4 points

34. Ever had or been knowingly responsible for an abortion?
12 points

35. Ever had sex with 2 or more partners in a week?
4 points

36. Ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
9 points

37. Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points

38. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points

39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of
the same sex? 10 points

40. Ever practice bondage, masochism, or sadism for
sexual gratification? 8 points

41. Ever use sex toys? 6 points

42. Ever pass out during sex? 5 points

43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's
virginity? 4 points

44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3
points

45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points

46. Ever licked or have someone lick:

An eyeball add 1 point

Toes add 2 points

Ears add 1 point

47. Ever had sex with a relative? 5 points

48. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points

49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn
you on? 20 points

50. Ever been arrested? 8 points

If convicted 7 points

The scoring!
0 - 20 A life with the church is too good for you.

21 - 40 You barely make our scale.

41 - 60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a
date.

61 - 100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone
else.

101 -130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below
the belt .

131- 160 You are enjoying life to the MAX!

161- 200 You are a danger to society, who let you
out?!

201+ YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!




You've reached the end!!! Just thought i would tell you.