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This is a page where you'll find STUPID STUFF!! Stuff that i've heard, said, done, and things my friends have said or done thats extremely stupid. |
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 Funny Things I'm gonna break this down by people. So you can see how much of loser friends i have. Jordan- Is that squirrel of urs having relations with my cow? Stop being so hap slappy. i mean snap lappy. i mean slap happy. Damn i'm drunk. My names Jojo. But you can call me Jojo. I may be drunk, but i'm sure not sober. Ali- I swear i DIDN'T pet the bear. Is it me is or Ki fine.....Oh wait Ki's just fine. Sex is like pringles...once you pop you just can't stop. Once you had Ali you never go back. I'm not gay but my girl friend sure is! Blondie- I don't need anymore money in history. Was she hott?!?!? I'M NOT GAY!!!!! Mal- I was cleaning my windy's We have to drop pants VVVVEEEEEGGGGAAAASSSSS!!!!! Sara- Its sex not an all you can eat buffet (sorry i had 2 put this one on here. its so funny) Monica- I'm fat I'm ugly OMG just kill me (making fun of lords of acid's the most wonderful girl) Listen up everyone! I'm Monica...Thank you for your time Bud-Weis-Er (Monica Ki and Ali did that for an hour straight) You are my bitch (sayin this to Amanda after she said i'm not a bitch.....may not seem funny but u had 2 b there) I'm Stacy's pimp! Heather- Look its bird shit! If a couple get a divorce in West Virginia are they still brother and sister? Its raining omg i'm gonna melt OMG everyone......I SWALLOW!!! Damn shouldn't have said that SSSHHHH!!!! Not while i'm sleeping (saying this while she was wide awake) Samantha- I'm the Italian Heat If i was any more gayer i'd be Heather (is gayer even a word) I'm in jail i'm in jail let me out damn it let me out (she was standing behind a fence) Look at me look at me i'm DRESSED!!!! Megan- Ok Mac (mac is the owner of this diner she goes 2) If your "supposedly" open 24 hours why are u still here? shouldn't u be home right now? *Mac-Megan get the fuck out* Monica am i sexy? *Monica-No megan. Am i sexy?* Monica- No Megan your not. But stacy is. SSSSSSTTTTTAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry i was practicing for later! |
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