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15 MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN HAVING SEX
1) COMPLAINING
Guys like it when girls show off their nice ass. So, why do guys
complain when a girl is wearing tight pants? As long as they can get their
pants off, I really don't see a problem. You know you'r gonna get SOME, so
just chill out and savor each second.



2)WHEN GIRLS GO DOWN HALF-WAY
Guys try to force a girls head down when she's simply trying to tease the
guy. You know...get MR.HAPPY all the way up before she has to try and suck on
MR.LIMP


3)CHOCKING THE CHICKEN
Why do guys make girls do this 4 them? He can do this at home whenever
he's NOT getting any, not when he's about to get the real deal! Remember
guys.... it brings absolutely NO pleasure to us females and we do get bored
with jerking you guys off



4)HAIR PULLING
Yes, it's true that some females like a little bit of pain, but not when your
ripping the hair out of her head! Take it easy.



5)PANTING
During sex we females know that guys do get tired, and we can totally
understand this, but why do guys pant like dogs??? Not very attractive!



6)MINUTE MAN
Guys that cannot last for more than 10 minutes. This really disappoints
females. Girls need pleasure too! Otherwise, we'll just forget about sex and
stick w/ foreplay!



7)GUYS GOING DOWN

What's up with the guys eating the hole? Don't they know that the hole does
not bring pleasure and it's the clit. that does? There's really no point for
a guy to go down at all if he's gonna play around w/ the hole. That's like a
girl playing w/ your pubic hair(not a turn on)



8)FINGERING
Remember guys, that even though some females do finger themselves, they
have smaller fingers then you. Don't jam your fingers up there. Maybe you
could start off w/ one finger and then slip in another one when she gets
looser. And don't just move it in and out...you have to have rhythm...She'll
thank you ,you'll know by her constant breathing (panting) and her withering
body convulsing next to yours.



9)WHEN GIRLS TAKE THE RIDE

Don't complain that a girl is ridding to hard. In fact, don't say
anything. Just relax cuz she's doing you a favor and she's doing all the work!



10)CUM

Some girls are loud when they cum, I know this. But, some girls have to fake
all of the noises because 1) she's not feeling any pleasure and she doesn't
want the guy to think that he can't work it (which is actually true)





11) KEEPING FRESH

We all know that guys like sports, but do they have to come over after
they just got done playing a game and want sex, or even worse...oral sex? You
guys Better go freshin up before expecting anything!



12)ACNE

We all know that everyone has acne, but can't you guys try to prevent it
on your back? Girls are really turned off when a guy is on top and has to
worry about grabbing onto her man's back that is full of nasty pimples!



13)"TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW?, THAT IS THE QUESTION"

Don't get mad if a girl does neither. I mean, a guy's sperm doesn't taste
good. In fact, it's repulsive. Forgive her if she finishes the job by hand.
;If she does spit, be happy enough w/ that.;If she swallows....YOU SHOULD
REALLY LOVE HER! That was really hard for her, I'm sure!



14)TALKIN

Girls don't like it when a guy tells all of his friends that he
got laid
last night& when you guys weremaking love & quot;(as you said
that night to the female)



15)BORING

Guys tend to do it the same way every time. Try experimenting w/
different positions every now and then. It couldn't hurt!

SEX POEMS
POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn


POEM # 4
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

POEM # 5
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

POEM # 6
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.

POEM # 7
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration


POEM # 8
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with
MEN!

POEM # 9
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

(added) Poem #10
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!

(added)Poem #11
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!!